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phan-is-sempiternal:
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“ gehayi:
“ profeminist:
“ Tampons are a “luxury item” ”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines...

madeupmonkeyshit:

ommanyte:

mindcrankismycommander:

thinned-skin:

lyonnnss:

no
fucking
way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

godpenis:

This looks like a scene straight out of a Dr. Seuss movie (x)

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is “just really mean to doctors”, says one

astralflamingo:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

IGUANA WHY

duhhvana:
“ nice
”

rockrollfan:

17-steps-to-221b:

posi-princess:

notyour-anything:

godpenis:

The one short video you should watch today

good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light

I’m literally in tears ???

[Speaker on the Mic] When you have an opportunity to tell two black girls to shut up and get off stage, and you don’t; and you shake their hands and you smile and you step to the side and you listen. That is a firm difference from turning around and staring at a little black girl and saying, “Shut up. I’ll talk to you later.” You’re being rude for allowing people to say that to her. I’m going to tell you, “The proof is in the pudding.” every time. If I can find a picture of you from fifty-one years ago chained to a black woman, protesting segregation. Then, I know fifty-one years later. You’re willing to close your arms, hold your head, and listen to two black girls yell and scream, rightfully so, as opposed to someone who will tell you to shut up. [? Clinton, Speaker, and young black girl speaking at once?] As opposed to someone who will tell you, “Later.” When it comes to your children dying in the streets. I know. I know that the only person I have the conscious to vote for is Bernard Sanders. [crowd applause] I know that the only person that my logical, beautiful, black mind will allow me to vote for is Senator Bernie Sanders, and I want to tell the other side, I know from going around and shaking hands and hugging these beautiful black faces in South Carolina, that god damn firewall got a crack in it. [Hilary:] Umm. Okay, back to the issue. [Audience Member:] Thank you! [Hilary:] The issue that I was reported– @captioned-vines

I made a post about why black voters are voting for Hillary. I am still waiting on my answer and everyone who is going to answer my question should watch this video first and then tell me why you are voting for Hillary. This video obviously shows (at least to me) that she does not care about me, my family, some of my friends, or other people in my culture. So please, some one who is voting for Hillary and not Bernie, answer me this:
Why are voting for Hillary and not Bernie?

dashbeardconfessional:

solid day at Target (ib: Chris Melberger)

homophobic:

poedameron-tony:

blackwolfartz:

vinegod:

Big shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur

Unmute this. You won’t be disappointed.

also according to those road markings, in America, it’d mean you could pass… on the grass…

why the fuck are the roads like that…

evilplotting:

john-robbie:

vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VERSION OF THIS SONG

I played this while I was watching a silent film and it worked.

godpenis:

I’m crying I think I want a sloth now